catchphases?

So Violent Acres is having a catchphrase contest. Let's see if I can make the top ten, or something...

It's not as if I'm going to look into my angry-bag and see I've run out of angry.
And they say forthrightness isn't sexy...
More useful than tits on a nun.

Yeah, that's perhaps adequate. Maybe I'll think of something better later.

Edit: I hate it when people take logic and ram it up god's ass